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Crash! Taxi versus Bus. No injuries

In Lapara on February 23, 2016 at 5:51 pm

It is unclear what caused the wreck that blocked Railroad Lane, causing quite a scene for spectators in front of the Grand Lapara Hotel.  The sun had already set, the snow was falling covering the icy roads.  Did a raindeer hop upon a cab, causing its driver -and no occupants- quite a shock?  Or did he carelessly and recklessly ram a standing bus after taking that turn too quick?

Police have no theories as of yet.

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Reported by Levi Clownski

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The Grand Lapara Hotel & Ballroom

In Uncategorized on February 9, 2016 at 6:22 pm

Brrrr… Baby, its cold outside!

So, with that in mind, why not rent a cozy room at the Old Grand Lapara Hotel?

With winter still upon us, and the snow piling higher and higher with no end in sight, cabin fever starts to set in and slowly over take us, spurring us into action!

Vacation time!

But if you are the polar bear type and love the old city-scape, then look no further!

Grand Lapara Hotel & Ballroom offers you all the most modern amenities, including fully functional bath. All G rated!


Also included, carrier pigeon! Got a message for that special someone? Then let our expert messenger do all the work for you!

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Contact Levi Clownski for more information.

Also at your disposal, our newly installed courtesy phones!

Need fresh towels? Call down to the front desk. There a helpful clerk will cater to whatever you need.

Come check us out!


Love, as well as Snow is in the Air!

In Uncategorized on February 9, 2016 at 5:50 pm

Happy Valentines from Historic Olde Lapara Towne, home of the Armchair Destinations Magazine.

The sun slowly begins to set on this fine, cold, SL day, as our established blogger takes a moment to luxuriate at the Lapara drugstore and sodabar; a refreshing grape soda pop in hand.

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Lapara Drugstore and Soda bar

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On your next ride on the rails, stop by town and enjoy a nice treat. The Lapara drugstore and soda bar offers up all the delectible delites one fancies.

While enjoying a nice slice of heavenly apple pie, or a scoop of your favorite flavor of shaved ice, take a gander at our newest game -Tentacle Smash! It’s sure to tickle your curiosity!

See if you can beat the highest score. Leave your mark on the town!

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In need of assistants? Want to contact a friend but don’t like the old fashioned IM? Look no farther!

Here at the Lapara Drugstore and Soda bar, we’re happy to present the first ever, fully functioning public payphone on the atoll! -and currently the only one!

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Great for those who want to experience what life was like before cellphones and instant messaging!

All this and more, at the ever changing Olde Lapara Towne!

Come visit before all the snow is gone!