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The Grand Lapara Hotel & Ballroom

In Uncategorized on February 9, 2016 at 6:22 pm

Brrrr… Baby, its cold outside!

So, with that in mind, why not rent a cozy room at the Old Grand Lapara Hotel?

With winter still upon us, and the snow piling higher and higher with no end in sight, cabin fever starts to set in and slowly over take us, spurring us into action!

Vacation time!

But if you are the polar bear type and love the old city-scape, then look no further!

Grand Lapara Hotel & Ballroom offers you all the most modern amenities, including fully functional bath. All G rated!


Also included, carrier pigeon! Got a message for that special someone? Then let our expert messenger do all the work for you!

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Contact Levi Clownski for more information.

Also at your disposal, our newly installed courtesy phones!

Need fresh towels? Call down to the front desk. There a helpful clerk will cater to whatever you need.

Come check us out!


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