Israel Schnute's

Sloth siege continues

In Lapara, Uncategorized on August 24, 2017 at 6:17 pm

Not having luck with the original plan of “waiting for the whole thing to blow over”, the national guard was called upon to take action.

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Never having successfully completely an emergency sloth rampage drill, the guard gave it the ole college try, and went on the defensive…

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…but was stumped.

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(Caption: Commuter on the transit bus captured this terrifying scene during the evening Rush Hour.)

In lieu of a successful resolution, public works have placed generator lights throughout the afflicted area and are hoping that tensions simmer down in the Fall.

 

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