Israel Schnute's

Sloth siege continues

In Lapara, Uncategorized on August 24, 2017 at 6:17 pm

Not having luck with the original plan of “waiting for the whole thing to blow over”, the national guard was called upon to take action.


Never having successfully completely an emergency sloth rampage drill, the guard gave it the ole college try, and went on the defensive…


…but was stumped.


(Caption: Commuter on the transit bus captured this terrifying scene during the evening Rush Hour.)

In lieu of a successful resolution, public works have placed generator lights throughout the afflicted area and are hoping that tensions simmer down in the Fall.


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