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Website is now live!

In Lapara, Uncategorized on September 29, 2017 at 3:15 pm

After much too long, the Lapara Official History (LOH) website is now online.  Half educational, half sentimental, it provides users with information about what it actually is that visitors are staring at!  Full of interesting information, and photographs.

This is only the first draft, archival images need to be sorted and placed onto each file.  Also, there are about 5 more pages that have yet to be completed.

The Official Website of Olde Lapara Towne


Reporting from Lapara Central Command

Traffic Delays on parkway due to disabled vehicle

In Uncategorized on September 27, 2017 at 3:18 pm

People traveling the yet-to-be-named parkway this morning hit a jam as the road merged into one-lane. Evidently, if your viewer crashes just right, some vehicles suffer mechanical issues.


For all your needs

In Uncategorized on September 20, 2017 at 3:31 pm

Fair prices for stocking up on ice cream and cigarettes to last an entire shift.


We don’t know who started the double-parking but…

In Lapara, Uncategorized on September 17, 2017 at 9:27 pm

…because of the prim crisis this time  of year with the overlapping seasons, cars have been spotted double parking.



Next posting will be the town updates.  We’ve been experimenting with trying to get video to record in town.

Also, get ready for a big Halloween announcement.  As soon as I get one link fixed.

City Benefactor resolves the Sloth Crisis

In Uncategorized on September 8, 2017 at 2:43 pm

With no one able to resolve the Lapara town crisis, the cities business community stepped up to resolve the episode of the sloth.  After much investigating, and planning, they decided to solve the problem head-on, in a bold manner…a very risky manner.

The owner of Clownski’s Department Store, enlisted the help of the Blue Beetle to truck in a fully-loaded Ice Cream Bar!  Coaxing the sloth over, Mr. Clownski himself, performing his civic duty, and the Blue Beetle satisfied the sloth with a fully loaded Ice Cream Sundae loaded with jimmies.



Fully satiated, the sloth has promised to stop causing problems in town.  The city is expected to be cleaned up soon, and power restored shortly.

Mr. Clownski has shown, that to satisfy all your needs, to always go to Clownski’s Department Store first!  We’ve earned a loyal customer, and we hope you will become loyal too.

Do as the sloth does, and say, “I got it at Clownski’s!”



International delegation assists in the Sloth Resolution

In Lapara on September 3, 2017 at 1:47 pm

A delegation from a neighboring sim which has extensive experience in rampaging monsters arrived into town to investigate the town crisis.  Hopefully, there will be progress soon.


Weekend update: Furnished welcome center

In Lapara, Weekend update on September 1, 2017 at 3:10 pm

The welcome center, which should be the landing point through the parks section of the destination guide, has finally been furnished.  There wasn’t an inspiration for putting a shack at the end of the structure.


It received the gold star of approval.

The High-Line park through my eyes: