Israel Schnute's

For all your needs

In Uncategorized on September 20, 2017 at 3:31 pm

Fair prices for stocking up on ice cream and cigarettes to last an entire shift.



We don’t know who started the double-parking but…

In Lapara, Uncategorized on September 17, 2017 at 9:27 pm

…because of the prim crisis this time  of year with the overlapping seasons, cars have been spotted double parking.



Next posting will be the town updates.  We’ve been experimenting with trying to get video to record in town.

Also, get ready for a big Halloween announcement.  As soon as I get one link fixed.

City Benefactor resolves the Sloth Crisis

In Uncategorized on September 8, 2017 at 2:43 pm

With no one able to resolve the Lapara town crisis, the cities business community stepped up to resolve the episode of the sloth.  After much investigating, and planning, they decided to solve the problem head-on, in a bold manner…a very risky manner.

The owner of Clownski’s Department Store, enlisted the help of the Blue Beetle to truck in a fully-loaded Ice Cream Bar!  Coaxing the sloth over, Mr. Clownski himself, performing his civic duty, and the Blue Beetle satisfied the sloth with a fully loaded Ice Cream Sundae loaded with jimmies.



Fully satiated, the sloth has promised to stop causing problems in town.  The city is expected to be cleaned up soon, and power restored shortly.

Mr. Clownski has shown, that to satisfy all your needs, to always go to Clownski’s Department Store first!  We’ve earned a loyal customer, and we hope you will become loyal too.

Do as the sloth does, and say, “I got it at Clownski’s!”